Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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