I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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