I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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