hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
And then he peed in my hair
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