Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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