But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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