Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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