so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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