Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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