Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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