I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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