I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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