i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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