what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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