I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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