He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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third nipple confirmed
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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