Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The power of my boobs compel you
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
