you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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