she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Im part way to drunk.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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