hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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