dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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