I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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