he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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