I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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