There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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