he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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