I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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