Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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