and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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