woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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