Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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