Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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