kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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