i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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