we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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