How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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