Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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