And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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