So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
how drunk are you?
Several
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
