Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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