office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm always down for nudity.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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