found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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