it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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