The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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