I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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