Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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