Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Randomize
