belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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