Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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