:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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