your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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