all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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