After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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