Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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