i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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