So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
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you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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