Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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